Good news on the fraud front. I turns out that the RNC was laundering money for some southern preacher through, guess who, that's right our old friend Bob Madoff! The same guy who laundered my money!

When Bob heard that I was on a 'world tour', he sent me a cryptic email telling me to get to Gunnarford, Greenland to receive a package. When we arrived last night I opened the envelope and found a bracelet, it was made out of diamonds!
There was also this letter:
Dear Kathrine,I hope that this parcel finds you. Customs is not allowing me to to ship anything, so I have to apologize for ti being from my son-in-law's brother's friend, Jim.As I suspect you have found, I have enclosed a Cartier tennis bracelet that I purchased for my first wife and acquired in the divorce. I have also included a pre-paid Visa card for $50,000 dollars. This money is a donation for your 'World Tour Fund' (incidentally, you are now the CFO of the Awkward Haiku Foundation) from the reverend Franklin Graham. This money was first laundered to me from the the RNC deputy communications director Danny Diaz and I haven't gotten around to doing anything with it until now. If the Fed's found this money on me I wouldn't be able to use it as leverage against the Republican leadership. Now that you have the money, you can lean on the party for more "donations" than I ever could.I have sent the recordings of my phone conversations with Danny in a separate package that should reach you on your second stop. Jack Lessenbarry will be your contact, he will deliver any messages to Tina Abott of the of the Michigan AFL-CIO who is currently in contract negotiations with the Amway Corporation. At the negotiation she will hand your communique to Dick Devos' personal assistant. Mr. Devos will relay your message to Mit Romney who in turn will contact Mike Duncan (Chair of the RNC). This of course would be pointless if the initial $75,000 and now an extra $50,00, $125,000 had been merely stolen. This is, however, very dirty money and I am very bored. This anklet thing is starting chafe and there is nothing good on t.v. House arrest 'bites' the big one, as my kids say.Make sure that you milk the RNC for all you can before you give the tapes to Deutsche Welle (they haven't had any big news stories since the Obama visit). I will set up drop points along the way. Trick Matt into stopping in Aberdeen, Finland; Your going to see a floorball game!Good LuckBob
This is going to be interesting, Osku holds grudges for a long time.
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