This week's best user-submitted haiku

Starting now, every Sunday we'll pick the best user-submitted haiku. Post either in comments, or on the facebook page. The Awkward Haiku editors will comb through the mountains of haikus (or um, in this week's case, only haiku), and find the best (or, ya'know, in this week's case...). The prize? A haiku composed in honor of the submitter.
So, without further ado, this haiku goes out to this week's winner, Ricarus Robinson!

Mr. Ricarus
Do you have rigor mortis?
No, just sleeping. Oops.