"They Ate All the Profits."
In a statement released by the Fat Boys, "They should have updated their pricing model. $3.99 for all you can eat? It's not just a deal, it's a steal! Huh, uh, huh, uh (beat boxing sounds)." Their manager/sovereign, Kurtis Blow, has not returned our calls. It is presumed that King Blow is currently negotiating advertising terms with Cristal and Jordach.
Sbarros' PHEDO, Armando (AKA Spice-Maker) Rigatoni said, "They ate-a all our-a profit, we had an agreement with the Boys-a, Fat, three-a ninety-a nine for life. We thought they would have died or moved out west. NO! They come in here everyday and eat all of our food. We have to-a hide the wax fruit!"
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