Post Ironic Devotional

Words of Wisdom from Jack Handy:

When I was about then years old, we set up a lemonade stand on the sidewalk in front of our house. But we didn't sell many glasses, and after a few hours, we took it down. I think that was the first time I realized that the world doesn't give a damn about you or anything you do. - What I'd Say to the Martians.