Yo Mama

Yo mama's so fat she should think about going on a diet.

Oh yeah?

Yo mama's so old she can remember the 90s

Well

Yo mama's so dumb she placed into the 80th percentile for her IQ

That's nothing

Yo mama's so lazy she doesn't like to do stuff that's hard

Tough words—

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't fit into her high school prom dress

How can you say that?

Yo mama's so crazy she makes sardonic comments about the television

Yeah?

Yo mama's so old she can legally drive, drink, AND smoke

Hunh?

Yo mama's so fat she's got high blood pressure

Yo mama's so dumb she can't coherently explain the difference between special and general relativity

Yo mama's so dirty she sometimes smells funny when she hasn't had a shower in a while

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't feel good about having second servings

Yo mama's so dumb she didn't know who David Rice Atchison was until she wikipediad him

Yo mama's so loose she got knocked up