Let's Talk Movies

First, a set of haikus for the worst movies I've seen over the last few months:

film: the proposal
misogynistic and
not at all funny

movie: l-o-l

(french, not american), much

like thirteen. dumber.

film: the ugly truth

the ugly truth about this

was forgettable

transformers second

had a helicopter fly

into a sunset

terminator four
where was the plot to the film?
seriously, where?

seventeen again

five syllable title, wow

so, best of the bunch?

ashton kutcher's spread,

you took a seventies feel

and made it rom-com

the goods, e-t-c.,
jeremy piven. but it
sure wasn't funny

(how can i work in

mercury poisoning jokes

while i talk about it?)

the lady eve's great

but that's no reason not to

make it a haiku