Awkward Haiku Salutes the Congressional Delegation From Detroit

Man I wish this guy (the current congressperson that is), would sell me a packzi...


Similarly I wish this guy (the current congressperson that is), would make his staffers chauffeur me around...

















Aww while I'm at it, I wish this lady (the current congressperson who isn't speaker of the house), would raise me slightly wrong...













Just goes to show you--Detroit has the best congresspeople.