March 3, 2010

Facebook Meme: 25 Random Things about Me

It's March Madness, baby, and time for the Winter Madness to set into hyper mode. Back in February of last year I engaged in the Facebook madness and now feel that ample time has elapsed to set this guy back off.

Here are 25 Random things about myself that I sent out:

1) I frown on everyone all of the time, for all of the stupid things they do.

2) The people that I don't frown on I laugh at for existing.

3) I live in a fantasy world, where everything I say makes sense and whenever others speak they intend  for me to make a pun out of their words.

4) I voted for Chuck Baldwin, the forgotten Baldwin brother.

5) I put mustard greens in all of my sandwiches, then promptly replace it with miracle whip.



6) I am a photoshop fanatic.

7) If I continue this dumb thing I will be late for class.

8) One of my middle names is Surfboard. (Matthew Surfboard ___ ___ ____ K.)

9) Tomorrow is not a chair.

10) With out darkness there can not be light. There must be a winter for a summer to have meaning.

11) I was in a jazz trio called The Sabato Quote Storm.

12) I have yet to be pulled over by a cop. (I think that it's because I obey the traffic laws)

13) There are only 26 letters in the English alphabet. During the summer of 2006 Delta and Rho attempted to stowaway on the letter ship but fell overboard and were devoured by Grecian sharks.

14)  When all the world is asleep I turn into an owl and keep the dark rider away.


(15-16) Omitted due to time restraints

17) Between the ages of 13 and 17 I was obsessed with aggressive inline skating.

18)  Coke Zero does not have the same taste as Coke, but is better than Diet Coke.

19) I was born in a hospital, not unlike many famous people.

20) Whenever I'm a jerk to you, I don't mean it. If it sounds like I mean it, look at my face, If I'm not frowning then that means that I'm kidding around.

21) When I'm tired, I'm cranky, and it's a good idea to stay away from me.

22) Sometimes when I look around and see other people engaging in conversation wrought with cliche and base commonality, I get jealous. I wish I could be around normal people and not only not want to blink out of existence for just a second, but enjoy myself. (Lunchables, the people at the table next to me are talking about how they used to love lunchables, I wish I could talk about lunchables.)

23) I spend a lot of time everyday in introspection.

24) I wish I was a morning person. I hate being the Night Owl.

25) I've ran into a lot of trees, while seeing only the forest.

1 comment:

Andrew said...

That's nearly as depressed sounding as I am!
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