The names and one descriptive term has been changed to protect the innocent (and cover our asses).
David: do we know anyone in kentucky/indiana/tennessee/alabama?
Matt: Do people live in Indiana?
I thought it was just Highway and tire burning factories
David: i know
i think Jane does
but i don't really care
Matt: As in Larry’s little sis'
David: mmhm
Matt: because he is an asswipe
David: i heard he was a little creepy with Kathy/Lynn
but what about him is rectal?
8:57 PM
Matt: Job title: Remarketing Logistics Coordinator at Budget Rental Center
Status update:Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh won't you please take me home!
8:58 PM
David: hm?
hahaha
really?
Matt: There are two pictures on his timeline of him doing the shocker
hand signal
David: isn't he like an evangelical of some sort?
Matt: I have no idea, but no man should post: "I seriously have the best friends ever. Everyone else should be Jealous. I love you guys :)"
ever, it would be less bad if it was at 3 or 4 AM
but it was at 10 PM
9:01 PM
Current profile picture is him and someone else dressed like Mormon Blues Brothers
David: jesus
screw that guy
me: I think that I have made my case beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is an asswipe
David: no question
i confirm it
our court has spoken
he is an asswipe
me: I think that is a good AH post
but we will have to change ___ and the names of the parties involved.
David: ha
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I WANNA KNOW WHO IT IS
--KATIE
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